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hydrogen

A term for being a slut, since the element of Hydrogen can bond with every element.
Teacher: Okay class. We're learning about the periodic table. Let's get one point across before we even start. Hydrogen, is like a slut, because it bonds with every element on the table. A slut is a girl who bonds with every single guy she sees.
by TheBlackChun539 February 13, 2010
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Hyprocrite

Someone who blatantly talks badly about people, but once something bad happens, they act as though they were the best of friends when people are around.
Marissa always spoke badly about Jessica, until Jessica got sick. Marissa is such a hyprocrite for acting like she liked her. Marissa is an attention whore who is as fake as fake can be.
by Barelyorange March 6, 2011
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hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.
Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."
by Adel7 December 29, 2007
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Hydrogen'd

Hydrogen, as we all know, has Atomic Number 1 and can be considered as the most basic element known. Hydrogen'd originated from Soldier-Front which meant "one person team." This happens when a situation of 3 or more people goes against only 1 person on the other team and at the end, the lone person wins the round. It basically means 1 man team.
Their sniper hydrogen'd our team for three consecutive rounds.
by Mark Espiritu February 1, 2008
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hydroblast

This happens when you are taking a bath and you blast a dirty fart. A bubble will form and when it releases to the surface head for the hills. This is worse than the dutch oven, especially when the water level in the bath is only partially above your butt hole.
My girlfriend left me because when I layed a hydroblast she passed out and drown. RIP.
by bootycrack29 February 7, 2009
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Hydromancer

Another name for aquamancer. One who can manipulate water as they please.
He is making water float he must be a hydromancer.
by rysny September 1, 2011
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hydrocirculate

To hydrate and then urinate (or vice versa) in one uninterrupted queue.
I'm feeling thirsty, and I need to pee! Give me five minutes to hydrocirculate.
by anonymous101lol July 11, 2014
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