hypnotheoretical

No one knows what this word means.

"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006

Hypnosis

The act of putting somebody in a trance to do something.

I used hypnosis on her to quit smoking.

by I Dont Give A FUCK! June 16, 2019

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

Hypnodomme

A Dominant Woman who uses hypnosis and mind control to get what She wants from a submissive.

The Hypnodomme took me deeper and deeper, capturing me inside Her spell.

by Vindaloo MacKenzie April 19, 2004

Hypnotize

The act of putting someone into the altered mind-state of hypnosis.

Please hypnotize me to help me stop smoking.

by EroticTist May 14, 2008

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

by Adelphian January 26, 2014

hyposculate

1. a word you use when you can't remember mathematical words

2. estimate

1. Math teacher - "...and what do you do next in this equation?"

Student - "I don't fucking know! Just hyposculate that shit."

2. Student - "I hyposculate that my math teacher is the biggest douche in the world"

by notise September 19, 2009