hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

Hydrogen'd

Hydrogen, as we all know, has Atomic Number 1 and can be considered as the most basic element known. Hydrogen'd originated from Soldier-Front which meant "one person team." This happens when a situation of 3 or more people goes against only 1 person on the other team and at the end, the lone person wins the round. It basically means 1 man team.

Their sniper hydrogen'd our team for three consecutive rounds.

by Mark Espiritu February 1, 2008

hydroblast

This happens when you are taking a bath and you blast a dirty fart. A bubble will form and when it releases to the surface head for the hills. This is worse than the dutch oven, especially when the water level in the bath is only partially above your butt hole.

My girlfriend left me because when I layed a hydroblast she passed out and drown. RIP.

by bootycrack29 February 7, 2009

Hydromancer

Another name for aquamancer. One who can manipulate water as they please.

He is making water float he must be a hydromancer.

by rysny September 1, 2011

hydrocirculate

To hydrate and then urinate (or vice versa) in one uninterrupted queue.

I'm feeling thirsty, and I need to pee! Give me five minutes to hydrocirculate.

by anonymous101lol July 11, 2014

Hydrobaiting

(V) The process of using liquid water during the act of masturbation.

"Sorry I was in the shower all morning, I just felt like hydrobaiting a lot today."

by Vattify June 16, 2015

Hydro coordinate

The ability to move through water of any kind. Lakes, oceans, and even rain

Steve couldn't hydro coordinate his fat ass out to the float because it was too far out....... It was raining pretty hard, but Brian was able to hydro coordinate his way home.

by Heatstick June 2, 2017