deadbeat husband

A man who calls himself a husband yet does not fulfill his obligations as one. Neglects his home, his duties as a provider, will not help with maintaining of finances and leaves the responsibilities of the future on his wife to shoulder alone. This man also has a habit of crediting himself for all of his wife's hardwork. He also has a habit of mentally abusing his wife and acting as the superior or authority in the household.

My husband decides when and where to communicate about our family needs. He decides when a conversation is over or he isn't the one winning. He is immature and often calls me horrible names in front of our child. He puts me down in front of his family and friends and blames me for his behavior. Then when all is said and done acts like nothing ever happened painting himself as a saint in front of everyone, and threatens to make my life miserable if I do not make him a happy man.

by Hardworking wife & mom April 30, 2004

husballs

A husband's balls. Owner can be gay or straight, or a husbear's (gay bear husband's) balls.

"I got so mad I wanted to kick him right in the husballs. But then I realized there'd be nothing to do that evening."

by al-in-chgo February 4, 2013

Clown Husbandry

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020

Murder husband

A term used to describe the characters Will Graham or Hannibal Lecter from the TV show Hannibal.

Although they are often described as "The Murder Husbands" this term is also suitable.

"Well I wish I had a murder husband like Hannibal"

"Look its the murder husbands on the news!"

by Scarybritishperson April 7, 2021

Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend

Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.

Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

Exploratory Husband

A man who is married, but at times ventures outside of the union to explore other options.

cad

Person one: "Who's that walking down the street?"

Person two: "That's Giorgio, he's an exploratory husband."

Person one: "Exploratory husband?"

Person two: "How can I put this gently? Let's just say that

the woman he's with...isn't his wife."

by Brain Food December 11, 2009

Husband

The hardcore version of a boyfriend.

"Wow, I sure do love my husband, he's great"

by Hfddddgh b g May 15, 2016