Herbert

1. n. One who is intolerant of ideas that challenge political, social, or moral norms.

2. n. Someone who promotes a way of life that aggravates hippies.

Fans of "Star Trek" may recall the episode in which Captain Kirk was called a 'Herbert' by the "Space Hippies", much to his chagrin. Most believe this episode marks the point at which the series Jumped the Shark.

Kirk: What does 'Herbert' mean?
Spock: It is, um, somewhat, uh, uncomplimentary, Captain. Herbert was a minor official...notorious for his rigid and limited...patterns of thought.
Kirk: Well, I shall try to be less rigid in my thinking.

by A.D.H. August 27, 2008

Humberto

Humberto is my best friend and will always be my best friend. Humberto is definitely the most unique and incredible person in this world. He has the biggest heart and no one can deny his extraordinary and hilarious personality. He has a way with making people feel so special. He's truly beautiful inside and out but not in a cocky way at all. Granted, he makes a lot of mistakes, mistakes that could be completely avoided, but he handles them with such grace and learns from them quickly. His strength shines through everyday and its extremely hard to block him out of your life once he's in it. Humberto is just Humberto. You have to love him, or love him.

Humberto is my best friend

by Hottest man aka humberto January 7, 2020

Herbert

A male, working-class, youth generally associated with the punk/ska/oi music scene. Unlike punkers, rude boys and skins the herbert has a unkempt appearance and longer hair almost like a hippy.

I went to the Specials show and had a great time until a Herbert spilled his beer on me.

by Frank_Richo December 14, 2010

Herbert Hoover Middle School

Herbert Hoover Middle School is a place where dumb ass white kids try to be cool by doing drugs and throwing gang signs. Also a place where rich ass kids all so dumb shit and all the black people act white as fuck.

MB got suspended for juuling two weeks in a row at Herbert Hoover Middle School.

by theenlightenedbeing November 5, 2019

Hubert Moszka

CEO of Northwood Studios, made SCP: Secret Laboratory, Kidnaps all Northwood Studio staff and locks them in his basement.

Did you hear? Hubert Moszka hired a new programmer and they've been in his basement for the last month!

by lXxMangoxXl September 30, 2020

Hubert Moszka

One of the most underrated developers, the individual behind SCP:SL and Northwood Studios (a team of devs). A polish man who likes to add in subtle jokes in his game that he cares alot about.

Hubert Moszka is fucking insane at fixing bugs.

by AfuckinNut April 16, 2022

Tacky Herbert

English description of a grubby or dishevelled person, usually involving mess, spills and a general disregard for their appearance.

Mum wiping mud and sticky sweets of her kids with spit and a hanky; "You are such a Tacky Herbert".

by a-winters-tail January 29, 2012