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Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.
"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."
by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006
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humph

Rudyard Kipling's just so stories- the camel that said humph. Expression of annoyance or an indication of imminent sulking
Nagging Mum: Switch off the tv and go get some fresh air
Nagee: humph!
by Msci May 9, 2004
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humpaholic

To hump non-stop during sexual activities.
My girl was fucking my dick all night long even after I jizzed in her. She is a humpaholic.
by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003
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humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.
"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"
by promemerlmao December 8, 2016
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Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
by Non Urban July 11, 2009
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Humphfa

Angry about something and just want to let it go.
''Humphfa. Fuck Fuck And Fucking hell''.
by Angelbootiful March 10, 2009
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