hodsoned

Get fucked by the coach

Zach got hodsoned when he fell asleep when the coach was talking.

by Youknowme696969 February 15, 2017

HOROCD

Commonly used to describe the act of cleaning or polishing our objects, such as our beloved watches or jewellery, to keep them shiny.

Remember to HOROCD your watch daily to prevent rust & dirt from accumulating.

by coolguy995 November 1, 2020

hoosoo's wife

a hardworking woman who was lucky enough to be hoosoo's wife.

is that hoosoo's wife
yes omg so cool

by baddiejojox July 4, 2021

Hornoise

"Hornoise" is a french slang word that is used to describe a feeling of being horny and maybe a little angry, sad, melancholic or so. It is similar to the slang word "Hangry" but it is broader and has a more individual meaning depending on the persons sexual or care needs. The is usually used in a careful manner and mostly in close-knit friendship groups as only the people who know you closely will also understand what "being hornoise" means to the person expressing it.

Rumour has it that this term has first been used at a Faggoteria, a gathering that was held in Switzerland to collectively celebrate all kinds of faggoteries, slutteries, shenaniganseries and other naughty things.

"Je suis trés hornoise!"
"Tonight I feel a bit hornois, do you feel like cuddling with me?"
"Luckily we got our amazing faggot friends to calm our inner hornoisie"
"The faggots and their friends were always hooking up with each other, transforming their inner hornoisie into revolutionary energy"

by cristlzblue May 3, 2023

hormones

female hormones make them have mood swings...they can be all happy and then be moody as hell in a minute.
male hormones make guys act like total plebs, and enlargen the ego.

by miss chloe August 20, 2003

hobson

the state of being a drunken debacle

That was so Hobson when you hit that girl with a Jager bottle!

by Darin the Drunkard May 8, 2006

hormone imbalance

an unexplainable phenomenon that robs one of the proteins a body needs to be healthy.

Steve: I've said more than I wanted to say, and all that I am going to say, about this hormone imbalance.

by nudgeee January 6, 2009