1. A wonderfully crazy little
egg-shaped schizophrenic on homestarrunner.com with a morphing bowler
hat who's apparently from the southern
United States.
2. Possibly the great uncle of Homestar Runner.
3. Anyone who makes utterly pointless remarks.
"Daaaaahahahahaha, when can we start the Jeffersons?"
"Carmel corn for president
please!"
"Ahahahahym the human
wedgie!"
"Hey dude, see that
guy over there? That's Nick. Don't even try to talk to him, he's a real Homsar."