Hobosexual

A homeless man who is so desperate for love and attention he turns to another homeless man for the lovin that he craves from a woman
I saw two hobosexuals fighting over a hamburger and then promptly make out afterwards
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hobosexual

Pronunciation: \ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\

Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence

Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.
by Scottsdale81 January 20, 2009
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Hobosexual

When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.
You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.
by Maiqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 26, 2008
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hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.
"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."
by Lenses December 09, 2007
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Hobosexual

One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.
"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"
by Brad Pitt August 15, 2006
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A man or woman who possesses such loose standards that he or she will take even the dirtiest, most parasite-ridden fleabag home for the night.
"Did you see who Wendy picked up off the dance floor? I wouldn't even touch that with fireplace tongs."
"Are you kidding? He's exactly her type. She's a complete hobosexual."
by H.P.Liferaft October 01, 2006
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one who consummates the natural attraction all humans feel toward the homeless.
Can you believe those hobosexuals who volunteer down at the soup kitchen? They trade extra scoops of food for sexual favors.

Charlie brought that hobo who holds the door open at Popeye's to his sister's wedding. He's such a hobosexual.
by Doctor Exotik August 07, 2011
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