The Hobbit

A sex move during the standard missionary position (man on top woman on bottom), where once the woman is finished (either achieving orgasm or loss of interest) she raises her knee to her chest, places her foot on the man's chest and kicks him off of her.

I'm tired of this, get off me or I'll use the Hobbit on you. -I Invented it.
by TeenageDirtbag February 20, 2007
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The Hobbit

An evil killer with a white face and skin, black eyes, a long robe, and has one curly hair on his head. He is very evil. BEWARE
Susie: OMG! look behind you its the hobbit!
George: what..no...aaaah aaaaaaaahhhh!
by Anonymys January 05, 2005
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Hobbiting

THE ACT OF SMOKING, DRINKING, AND MUNCHING OUT IN ONE SITTING.
"Aragorn can we stop for second midday lunch? We just finished smoking and we are hungry."
"Damn Hobbit, stop smoking your pipeweed!!"
"But we were Hobbiting this morning!!!"
by Captain Jim T. Rustles November 14, 2013
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hobbit

A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!

Person 2: You mean the nazi?!

Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!

Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!

Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
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hobbit

you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock
My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit
by bob hastle February 20, 2005
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hobbit

a very short person, whose really loud, in love with a person that starts with a k, is not allowed to have caffine, is in love with house and "house", bowls... really bad=D and is annoying to some people...(tood and carl and paul. etc.)
by Samantha Randazzo January 20, 2009
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hobbit hair

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
by Phandom 101 April 04, 2015
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