Hibbies

There is only one of those in the world. It is said to exist in Egypt; and legends say that it is a female called "Farida". This Hibbies lives in a bubble of pink; thinks that she is a princess and when she swears she says "I swear to Rucifer" which indicates the weirdness of that rare creature. At night; Hibbies becomes a pink cat and roams the deserts of Egypt humping all other cats as the Hibbies is a sexual addict.

Person 1: "look, its a pink cat"
Person 2: "OMG! It's the Hibbies"
Person 1: "No no; that is only a legend"
Person 2: "I swear to Rucifer it's the Hibbies; even look it's humping another cat".

by The Superior 1 April 18, 2010

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

by RÊÊÊ 👁👄👁 November 28, 2019

Nasty Hobbitses

Roleplay, typically sexual. Involves two people, one as Gollum and one as Smeagol. Gollum should usually be on bottom, choking Smeagol from below. Engaging in this sex position assumes that the partners have obtained the cockring of power. Place the cockring on a third party's finger, Gollum bites it off, and uses it to fuck Smeagol.

Did you hear about Andrew and Christine with the nasty Hobbitses?

by Ngizzle June 3, 2018

angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.

He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within

by Welsher September 18, 2006

Hobblescotch

Total, utter, and complete nonsense.

No, seriously that hobo was crazy, he was speaking complete hobblescotch.

by Sir Se-Rah-Fin October 17, 2011

Hobbits

Small race from LotR that are half of human size, and are adorable. They like drinking and smoking out of their pipes. They laugh adorably, and they love to party. They are a peaceful people. They have a tendancy to be fat.

Four Hobbits were heroes of Lord of the Rings

by LotRPhan March 8, 2015

hobblesnort

Literally a replacement for any curse word.

Yo, Megan is a Hobblesnort!

by Eatdickdude May 18, 2018