ho-ho-phobia

ho-ho-phobia is a phobia most obvious around Chirstmas time. the actual fear is not of Santa Clause but just of his big white beard. From around November onwards, many fearful reports are recieved claiming the sight of a large white beard.
person 1: "dude, whats up with him... all i wanted was a photo with santa!"
person 2: "oh he has ho-ho-phobia"
person 1: "oh right, he doesnt want to go anywhere near that big white beard"
by The Half Blood Unicorn November 19, 2011
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yo ho ho

a very very wierd word!
used by pirates! its often seen in movies with pirates
by asdf May 13, 2005
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wakey ho hos

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.
(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!
by gramu March 31, 2009
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Ma-ho-ho

An ugly ho who thinks she is dating Pac, Stoltz, and kmart at the same time, a delisional freak who needs to stop being a homie hopper and just be with dyl.
that Amanda girl just slept with 5 guys, what a ma-ho-ho
by kelscas January 7, 2008
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Ho Ho Hanukkah

A tradition mainly celebrated by modern Jews where, on th 24th December, they stand on their rooves with hunting rifles and try and shoot down Santa.
"Christmas Eve is tomorrow, you prepared for Ho Ho Hanukkah?"
by double90 December 9, 2020
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ho ho holy shit

What you say when you have an unfortunate event during the holiday season.
Person 1: My Christmas tree fell over and killed my brother
Person 2: ho ho holy shit!
by bttfboy March 14, 2016
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ho ho queen

Hostess' main share holder
by jeremy December 23, 2003
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