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Honkjob

When somebody with a clown nose is giving you a blowjob, and their nose honks as it hits your pelvis
Clown 2B gave me a sick honkjob the other day
by Bscrout Rat December 21, 2018
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Bo Honkin

Smelling Bicycle saddles and seats that people have just got up off of.
Bina:See That Dude over there, don't go near him he comes to this pub every night and goes bo honkin.

Rebecca:Urrgh
by Binaa January 27, 2009
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honkachee

When a person's penis is bent or curved in any direction.
Wow Billy Jo you sure do have quite the honkachee there!
by don anderson August 23, 2007
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honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.
"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.
by Voneville September 7, 2005
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honk pill

“everything is upside down everything is backwards. doctors destroy heath, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religion destroys spirituality and governments destroy freedom” the end is near, honk honk
“he’s acting a little weird what happened to him?” “he took the honk pill”
by aWildFoy May 23, 2019
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honkey

derogatory noun for a white person

Several definitions provided for honkey/honky can be reconciled considering the likely subversive evolution of this term. The African slave pidgin term 'xong' for red ears is the deep origin. (The ring of truth for how white ears behave under the African sun is almost ineluctible.)

'Red-ears/honk-ears' would emerge immediately into slave's cant upon arrival to America, eventually morphing into 'honky/honkey'.

Definitions involving geese-voices or horse-donkeys are probably spontaneous inventions of users unaware of the word's original meaning. Through this process, by the time automobiles became popular 'honkey' had already become more a derogatory adjective/adverb for anything white rather than a noun for a white person -- white music = honkey music, white attituded = honkey attitude etc. Use of car horns to call prostitutes represented the first time blacks publicly applied the term to white people, much amused by whitey's failure to grasp that its real meaning was everything uptight, false, crappy, etc. whitey had ever done to black people. And now the term had the added richness of incorporating sexual inadequacy to the list of honkey attributes (premised on the prostitutes' experience with their white clients.)

So, basically, when used in its full epithetical sense, 'honkey' means a shitty human being with a small dick that doesn't work.
Bill O'Reilly is a honkey.

'Loogit Bill O'Reilly, flappin' dem bigass honkey-red ears!'
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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Hjönkening

When the geese take over, they make a Hjönk sound.
THE HJÖNKENING HAS BEGUN!
by lamence January 29, 2020
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