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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A word someone made up to screw with people who are diagnosed with a fear of long words.

C'mon you know it's true!
Person who coined the term: So what's her deal?
Colleague: Oh, she's afraid of long words. Do we even have a word for that?
Person who coined the term: You know what we should call it? Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
Colleague: That's just wrong.
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Hippopotapig 

A really Ugly Fat and stinky tracksuit wearing girl

Usually found working part time on the checkouts at the local Supermarket
Hippopotapig's are to be aknowledged by making snorting noises while you pack your shopping
To the Mrs.."Look at the Hippopotapig, Oink,oink,oink"
Hippopotapig by looooooke March 29, 2011

Hippopotatoebus 

A bus filled with several hippopotamus which were fattened by potatoes, usually used to express weight or magnitude.
I love for you is greater than a Hippopotatoebus
Hippopotatoebus by MelTheMan September 26, 2012

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: an, innapropriaitely named, fear of long words.
Catherine: You look positively petrified, my good sire. Do you possess hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, by chance?
Jimmy: Yeah, I have hippopotomonst- FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEE!! LOCK THE DOORS!! LOCK THE DOOORRRRS!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

fear of long words
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Patient: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't say that word!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalians 

A really long word that defines really long words.
We learned about Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalians in school today.

hippopotamus 

"damn she a hippopotamus"
hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003