Hippy Cock

An excessively hairy dick that looks like it might have done a tour of duty at Woodstock! Aka a dick with sideburns.

That guy needs to tidy up his package, he is rocking some serious Hippy Cock!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Trust Fund Hippy

Living a decadent life filled with exotic drugs, music festivals and Daddy's credit card, the trust fund hippy leads quite a lavish existence. A delusional breed of trust fund babies inspired by ideals of free-love, artistic expression and environmental conservatism, these particularly abhorrent hypocrites usually amount to nothing more than lazy acid-loving potheads who refuse to to recognize their place in society as cash-cows for largely unoriginal music acts fueled by new age technology, massively oversized speakers and lightshows so over-the-top and spectacular that the true hippies of the '60's and '70's probably would have enlisted in 'Nam just to see them set to Pink Floyd. Tell a trust fund hippy that a life of live music and drugs inherently requires a significant financial backing simply not available to 99% of people in the world and you'll be met with outright anger and denial. They will tell you their lifestyle is about mind-opening experiences and spreading peace and love as they take a drag of Cali's finest weed on the way to Coachella where they'll make about 5 videos commemorating the weekend on their latest version of the iPhone.

Trust fund hippy 1: Dude, I ate 5 grams of shrooms last night and realized something.
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you

by alcoholism is hilarious April 27, 2014

hippy dippy

A derogatory name for hippies used predominantly by squares in the late 1960s and early 1970s.

Look at those stupid hippy dippy peacenik freaks with their girly long hair and flowery bell bottoms laughing at me and my pressed brown slacks, white shirt, polka dot bow tie and crew cut as I walk around campus distributing Nixon campaign pamphlets. Just wait until I inherit my daddy's insurance business and they come begging me for a job, we'll see who's laughing then.

by The Shroud. December 8, 2011

Hilly

A "hilly" is the term used to define a creature who asks for nudes of females unless assumed to be gay. In order to be a hilly you must constantly ask people for nudes and if the goods are not received forward onto the next step witch is to get pissed off at the person until either ultimately receiving them or until the user blocks all forms of contact from you.

Tom: Dont talk to him he is a hilly

Kyra: Thanks for that he seemed like a nice guy, guess i will block him now

by tOHTBATROL August 1, 2017

hippy faked

When you're driving down the street and see the back of what you think is a hot chick with beautiful hair down to her ass, who then turns around and it's a guy like willie nelson.

"Damn that chick is fine! Oh no, I got hippy faked!"

by pete460 October 12, 2012

hippy-cryte

Someone who is all about peace love and equality for all ..except for anyone who is different from or disagrees with them.

He claims to love everyone equally unless they are gay or sn athiest or a democrat, etc. Hes what you'd call a hippy-cryte.

by mr.goodcat5466 November 2, 2015

HippyAss

Someone who is down to earth, a pot head, tree hugger, etc.

“ omg brad you’re such a hippyass why did you kiss that tree.”
“Skye is a hippyass”

by Hippyass April 30, 2019