Hickory Valley

A small town about 15 minutes from Bolivar, TN. There is a cotton gin, two little stores (you can get gas at one!), a post office, and a home improvement store, where you can buy nails that you weigh nd put into a paper bag. There is also a "bar" that allows you to drive up, honk your horn, and buy Budweiser in bottles.

A fab place to do anything in the world and never get caught, because NOBODY is ever there!

Dude, we need to find a Hickory Valley so we can see Mary Jane.

by glumchum1 August 26, 2009

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015

hickory house

The dankest barbecue place in the mountainous side of Colorado. It is located in Aspen.

Person 1: Hey you wanna go to the hickory house?
Person 2: Of course I do, it's the best barbecue around!

by Trollingly May 22, 2016

Hickory Farm

When a man recieves oral sex while having a yeast infection. The name comes from tge Hickory Farms sausage and cheese gift packs.

she gave me a hickory farm last night.

by alternate account December 15, 2018

hickory elementary school

you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.

Ew did you Hickory Elementary School

by hehehe dude May 20, 2019

hickory locs

locs that resemble the color of hickory wood (a gingerish orange brown color).

“what’s this? no way! got a bad bitch out the mystery box, cute black girl with some hickory locs. do you ever get caught i’m like typically not.”

by stars4me June 20, 2024