A new kind of mixed marriage when spouses get vaccinated for COVID-19 with different brands of vaccine.
We still love each other, but now in a heterovaccinated way, ever since I got the Pfizer, and my hubby got the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.
I know another heterovaccinated couple where one got the two-shot AstraZeneca and the other got the one and done Johnson and Johnson.
I know another heterovaccinated couple where one got the two-shot AstraZeneca and the other got the one and done Johnson and Johnson.
by NeologianPJG April 10, 2021
Get the heterovaccinated mug.A circle of heterosexual men standing outside and throwing a ball, most likely a football, to each other.
This phenomenon is most often seen outside in a public space, such as Nørrebroparken, so that men can attract attention from the opposite sex.
The game involving a ball gives men an opportunity to show women that they have the ability to both grab/kick a ball and drink beer at the same time.
The males in the circle are most often adorned with a dark hoodie and new sneaks. It is important that the body is loose so, in order to perceive the expression of chillness and down-to-earth vibes, possibly with a hand or two in the pocket of a beige-colored pant. The head applied an inverted Wood Wood cap, strike the ball while swinging from one side to the other, stretching in the air, bending down, bending forward, backward, or hanging downward, to attract the female for mating.
It is not yet known whether hetrocirklen is a successful opportunity to attract a mate for the participating male.
This phenomenon is most often seen outside in a public space, such as Nørrebroparken, so that men can attract attention from the opposite sex.
The game involving a ball gives men an opportunity to show women that they have the ability to both grab/kick a ball and drink beer at the same time.
The males in the circle are most often adorned with a dark hoodie and new sneaks. It is important that the body is loose so, in order to perceive the expression of chillness and down-to-earth vibes, possibly with a hand or two in the pocket of a beige-colored pant. The head applied an inverted Wood Wood cap, strike the ball while swinging from one side to the other, stretching in the air, bending down, bending forward, backward, or hanging downward, to attract the female for mating.
It is not yet known whether hetrocirklen is a successful opportunity to attract a mate for the participating male.
Whilst in Nørrebroparken/Fælledparken:
"Where do you wanna sit?"
"I dunno - just far away from heterocirklen over there."
"What are those guys doing?"
"Looks like they are throwing a ball."
"Where do you wanna sit?"
"I dunno - just far away from heterocirklen over there."
"What are those guys doing?"
"Looks like they are throwing a ball."
by noserpp May 29, 2021
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I was at the bar when my beer goggles turned on and I was being my normal heterocactus self. All types of females were coming at me from every angle so I gave each of them a prick they would remember.
by misterbananamanager February 16, 2022
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Get the heterodactyl mug.A male who enjoys anal stimulation while in bed. Commonly misinterpreted as "Gay", anal stimulation is a real form of sensual enjoyment, and can provide mass amounts of pleasure, seeing as the male "G-Spot" is found about 4 or so inches inside the rectal cavity. However, the words prefixes, Hetero, meaning “the other (of two)," according to WebMD, and siss, meaning "A pejorative term for a boy or man who is not traditionally masculine, and shows possible signs of fragility and submissiveness." according to Wikipedia. When combining these terms, we get, in short, a submissive man who is unmasculine in nature. A term which has been coined from such stimulation is "Pegging". If the male in question on the other hand wishes for a woman to have a naturally grown penis and give them anal stimulation, this would in fact be, gay, because the fact that the hormones in the woman have mutated into that of which is similar to the male hormones, as well as production of sperm being accounted for,(which is specifically produced by men) would mean in nature, they are of more resemblance to male then female.
Man: "Dude, is it gay for me to want to be pegged, or..."
Friend: "Well, that makes you a heterosiss...That is unless your talking about a futa, 'cause that's gay af!"
*Man Sweats profusely*
Friend: "Well, that makes you a heterosiss...That is unless your talking about a futa, 'cause that's gay af!"
*Man Sweats profusely*
by FirestoneRoss21 April 27, 2022
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Gay person: I know... Did you have another heteropiphany?
Gay person: I know... Did you have another heteropiphany?
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Get the Heteropiphany mug.Curiosity about dating for mating, flows in two directions, always results in at least triplets when done correctly.
Elon Musk's heterosity has resulted in triplets, twins, ten overall children and plans to make humanity and interstellar species.
by Pyrrhic_revolt August 29, 2022
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