Het mondriaan college

IT IS A KANKER SCHOOL WITCH CONTAINS A MONKEY CALLED AURELLIA
Het mondriaan college makes children want to off themselves

yes it realy does
by De Boon December 06, 2022
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Het-lag

The time between straight relationships when you spend all of your time swooning over cute boys/girls and wishing you could go out with them.
Man, look at how Sam's totally drooling all over Olivia. He's totally in het-lag.
by Silent-Warning July 03, 2010
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One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment
by snaaksnaak November 13, 2020
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het kobo fo lie

questioning if someone is being real with you. Much like the phrase "are you being serious?"
Damian: "I saw Flolandra the other day and she was lookin fineee!"

Tyrece: "Het kobo fo lie?!"
by MEEEP123 March 11, 2010
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i het you

It's the same word like "I hate you" but more dramatical.
a : sorry i cannot give you anything in your birthday..
b: i het you :^(
by ohkaii March 02, 2018
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Het eten is klaar

Een informeel Nederlands slang-uitdrukking die aangeeft dat iemand mentaal afhaakt, meestal in de middag/namiddag, wanneer de energie en concentratie dalen. Het verwijst naar een staat van "aftakelen" – alsof je brein in een soort after-lunch coma zit en je dingen doet die je normaal gesproken niet zou doen (domme grappen maken, fouten maken op werk, of gewoon compleet nutteloze dingen uitproberen).

An informal Dutch slang expression indicating that someone is mentally winding down, usually in the afternoon/afternoon, when energy and concentration drop. It refers to a state of “attrition” - as if your brain is in a kind of after-lunch coma and you're doing things you wouldn't normally do (making silly jokes, making mistakes at work, or just trying out completely useless things).
NL:
"Man, ik heb al 4 fouten in deze Excel-sheet gemaakt… het eten is klaar vandaag."
(Betekenis: Mijn concentratie is weg, ik maak stomme fouten.)

"Ik stond net 2 minuten naar de koffieautomaat te staren zonder kopje… ja, het eten is klaar."
(Betekenis: Mijn brein is in standby-modus.)

"Na 15:00 uur begin ik altijd rare memes te sturen naar m’n collega’s. Het eten is klaar, dan kan ik niks zinnigs meer."
(Betekenis: Tegen het einde van de werkdag wordt het niveau lager.)

"Hij probeerde z’n telefoon op te laden met een bananenschil… het eten was duidelijk al klaar."
(Betekenis: Hij was al lang niet meer helder aan het denken.)

ENG:
“Man, I've already made 4 mistakes in this Excel sheet...dinner is ready today.”
(Meaning: my concentration is gone, I'm making stupid mistakes).

“I was just staring at the coffee machine for 2 minutes without a cup... yes, dinner is ready.”
(Meaning: My brain is in standby mode.)

“After 3 p.m. I always start sending weird memes to my colleagues. Dinner is done, then I can't do anything meaningful.”
(Meaning: toward the end of the workday, the level gets lower.)

“He tried to charge his phone with a banana peel... the food was obviously already ready.”
(Meaning: He had long since stopped thinking clearly.)

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
by JerryDePlug May 24, 2025
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Het Opperbazenbrood

The most holy creature in the world. It's the most bossest sandwich that ever existed in the history of humankind.
The Veggie Patty is the biggest enemy of Het Opperbazenbrood
by #The#Original#Don November 20, 2016
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