samantha hess

A professional cuddler from Portland, Oregon and owner of cuddle up to me; a retail cuddling business located in Portland.

I'm going to have a cuddle session with Samantha Hess on the 26th of the month. I can't wait!

by I'm a girl 87 May 27, 2017

Hess

"Hess" is a term for an individual who often shakes his head.

"Oh, look! That person is shaking his head! What a Hess!"

by MozzyFX January 29, 2018

Hess

A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.

Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!

Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!

by Krome_it May 11, 2020

william hess

super model

i love william hess

by anonymous March 23, 2022

brad hess

A man on the down low (secretly gay while in a relationship )

Hey man, your girl called me the other night. She is worried you might be A brad hess

by Rus44035 January 29, 2018

Hesse

State which builds with 15 other german States the Federal Republic of Germany.

It is located in the center of Germany. In days of old allied with England. Soldiers from there fought against the american independence.

Hesse is worthy a visit.

by Philip the brave November 23, 2021

Hess

A symbol, of Mentel retardation. Warning: Buying your son a Hess truck is the retardation equivalent of giving him ten Bionicles, six cheers for Ajit Pia, showing him the minions movie ten times, taking him to seven one direction concerts, half a season of Sword Art Online and five episode of My Little Pony. Please help spread awareness for Hess related autism. Please, we need your help.

Guy one: "I heard your son started playing Sonic games." Guy two: "Yeah, he hasen't been the same since we got him that Hess Truck"

by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018