Hermione Granger

the nerd bookworm know-it-all of a friend of Harry Potter's and Ron Weasley's in the Harry Potter series. She quite frequently knows all the answers in classes and is a master of the art of wandwaving.

Also the word to describe someone heavily obsessed with the Harry Potter books who also happens to be a psychotic know-it-all.

"Did you see that girl at the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban?"
"The one who was correcting everybody because they were saying ridiculous instead of riddikulus?"
"Yeah, she was a real Hermione Granger."

by Alexis Riddle May 21, 2004

Hermione Granger

The one who wears the pants in the Harry Potter trio.

Ron Weasley: "My wand broke"
Harry Potter: "My parents died"
Hermione Granger: "You are both pussies"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

Hermione

Hermione is a muggle born witch. She is top of her class, also known as very smart, or brilliant. She also shows an amount of courage, as well as being in the gryffindor house at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizerdry. She is best friends with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She is also known to be bossy, but is overall a good friend. She is described in the book as having bushy brown hair, brown eyes, and rather large front teeth. In the movies she is played by the British actress Emma Watson. Emma does not have bushy hair, or large front teeth, but does an amazing job playing the part Hermione Granger.

Hermione again raised her hand in attempt to answer Snape's question on warewolves.

by EmmaRadmife April 21, 2006

purple hermie

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.

Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

Furry Hermit

1. An ugly and useless underwater crab

2. An acoustic novelty band based in Greater Manchester

3. The nightly act of waiting until a flatmate has gone to sleep, before putting your balls over their eyes and arse on their nose - the practice is repeated until such a point that you are evicted from your place of residence.

1. Paguristes is a genus of hermit crab in the family Diogenidae. It includes species such as Paguristes Ulreyi - or "Furry Hermit"

2. Did you go to the Furry Hermit's gig last night? They were awesome!

3. Mike gave Geoff so many Furry Hermits, that ultimately he had to leave.

by smallasianman December 12, 2009

hermione

verb1. To excessively study (especially books)in order to become more knowledgable. 2. To learn by reading books, rather than by direct experience. This is a reference to the character in the J.K. Rowling Harry Potter series who is often found in the library extensively researching.

I tend to hermione my way through life...when I'm interested in something new, I check out as many library books on the subject as I can find.
OR:
I hermioned mysef quite an extensive knowledge of bicycle mechanics.

by revolutionary mama October 10, 2008

Hermina

Hermina is beautiful and sexy in every way, she's kind, clever and dirty-minded. But when people pisses her off, she cuts their dicks off.

'Oh look at Hermina, she's damn sexy'.

by Rahaesm August 25, 2017