Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

hermántico

A combination of the Spanish words hermano and romántico (brother and romance), which indicates a very close relationship between two male friends.

Those two guys are so tight, they are hermántico!

by lskatz February 17, 2010

pee wee herman'd

getting caught masterbating

dude that fucker Phillip tottaly got Pee Wee Herman'd the other night

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

Los Pollos Hermanos

A fictional restaurant from a fictional TV show that somehow has a real life restaurant named after it.

"I found out that there's a real life restaurant named Los Pollos Hermanos."

"No way. We should go check it out. I sure hope there's no drugs in the food there."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

hermantown

where the smallest dick exists and the guy who has it is also a whore. who is this mystery man you're asking? it's alex johnson

let's go to hermantown and see alex johnsons tiny dick

by mitch the little bitch September 14, 2017

Hermansclerosis

The condition of herman402's fetish for BAIC girls. The prefix "-sclerosis" means hardening. BAIC girls harden Herman's dick. This term in context is used to make fun of herman402 and his "fetish".

herman402: I think I have a fetish for BAIC girls.....
Some rando: MEN. HE HAS HERMANSCLEROSIS!

by 25cal October 5, 2019

Hermanto

A person who is very driven, smart, the greatest guy in the world. He can be kinda annoying sometimes especially when he jokes around his girlfriend. Used to be a ladies man, but that was on his "young fuckboi stage".

My Hermanto is the guy I wanna spend the rest of my life with

by notthelittlemermaid May 15, 2020