Help

What desperate wives and mothers type into their search engine at 1 AM.

He is snoring again, his incessant chewing wasn’t enough now he’s snoring! The kids are pounding on the floors above, and the little one has screamed she hates me for the umpteenth time... help internet friends please help I’m waving my white flag

by Kitkat72 July 30, 2018

Cry For Help

When you joke about a sad topic, e.g. being lonely, wanting to commit suicide or having no friends and hoping that someone realises the joke is not really a joke

I wrote this definition as a joke to make my friends laugh, im actually very lonely and i just want a hug. This is a cry for help. Also LOL XD OMEGALOLS

by DIRTYFILTHYFELLA March 19, 2019

So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

by 2009ends October 4, 2009

Helly Hansen

Makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son, because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven sea's Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer

Helly Hansen is such a banger.

by alljokesasalad December 1, 2019

HELP ME

The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME

HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

help lah

A phrase to express one's shock at another's inability to perform supposedly simple tasks.

A phrase to express one's surprise or disbelief at another's unconventional way of performing a task.

It can also be used to showcase one's frustration when something does not go as planned.

1. Help lah! You're already an adult, yet you do not know how to tie your shoelaces.

2. Help lah! The MRT service has been disrupted due to a track fault yet again!

by Nungbak September 26, 2017

help

dude there's a freaking ginormous spider just staring at me please send help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM April 2, 2020