Helter-skelter

In disorderly haste; confusedly; pell-mell.
Haphazardly.

Carelessly hurried and confused.
Haphazard.

Helter-skelter is what happens if you lit a fire cracker in a room full of animals like cats. The rapid reaction and confused haste to get the fuck out.

by Daniel Leuciuc May 9, 2006

hefner

a male version of a cougar. as in playboy founder, hugh hefner.

person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.

by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009

Handbagger Helper

During lovemaking, a guy tells his female partner that he is unable to finish and makes up an excuse if needed. Then, while his partner is getting cleaned up, or just not paying attention, he blows his load in her purse for her to find at a later time.

This guy I was with last night totally left me a handbagger helper.

by Rahvihn March 23, 2004

hugh hefner kiss

The act of squishing up your lips and barely touching the kiss recipients lips in fear of where those lips have been. Like Hugh Hefner does when he kisses the bunnies.

She gave me a Hugh Hefner kiss, my breath must be bad.

by 314nixie01 April 23, 2010

Helter Skelter

Charles Manson's definition: A war between the white and blacks where only one can win (which according to him would be the blacks)

Actual definition: Mass chaos.

Also: A great beatles song.

Helter Skelter is coming down fast

by PainedSorrow August 12, 2005

hugh hefner

A real player and founder of PB!

I wish I could be as a player as Hugh is...

by pelimies January 27, 2005

helperton

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.

That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.

by boyziggy June 25, 2017