by nonoyawns January 19, 2005
Get the Teresa Heinz Kerrymug. A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to the skank, he forces her to hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, did you take Angie home last night and hit that shit raw?"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
by Tyrone Kizzaps December 14, 2008
Get the heinz 57mug. A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".
by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005
Get the Teresa Heinz Kerrymug. by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
Get the I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumholemug. by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
Get the I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumholemug. by Young diabetes July 4, 2016
Get the Heinz portable autoromonticmug. 1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.
Both involve the following two-handed process:
Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
Get the Heinz 57 Methodmug.