Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names
Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.
by nonoyawns January 20, 2005
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heinz 57

A common sexual maneuver that originated in "the tilly" that involves a drunk male assuring an even drunker female that he in indeed wearing a jimmy hat. Once he's finished unloading his baby batter inside her and breaks the news to the skank, he forces her to hover over the toilet and drain as much of his man juice out of her as possible while smacking the back of her head like a Heinz 57 bottle.
Friend1: "Yo Travis, did you take Angie home last night and hit that shit raw?"

Friend2: "Hell yeah brah, I just pulled a Heinz 57 after I was done"
by Tyrone Kizzaps March 08, 2007
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Teresa Heinz Kerry

A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".
by TriBeCaDuDe January 23, 2005
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When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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Heinz 57 Method

1. The scientific way to get ketchup out of an old style Heinz bottle

2. The preferred way to jerk-off or give a handy to an old man. Using Newton’s Law of Viscosity the handjob giver influences the fluid flow at a speed proportional to the force applied to it.

Both involve the following two-handed process:

Shake vigorously enough so that the solid particles unsettle. Next, turn upside down and thrust with both hands downwards at high speeds. This should help move the sauce into the neck, which is particularly important if your client is old and empty. Lastly, turn upright and karate-chop gently at the nape... careful as the sauce is guaranteed to flow!
Robert Kraft prefers handjobs and to no one's surprise, his Masseuse used the Heinz 57 Method, getting his sauce gushing out in seconds.
by b_ats February 22, 2019
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