dung heap

n. simply put, a pile of crap. a heap of shit. a mound of doo doo. you get the picture. Could also be used as an insult, if one so chose.

"Man, look at that large, smelly, brown dung heap."

"That's one big pile of shit." "Of course. It's a dung heap."

"Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."

by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005

Cleveland Compost Heap

The act of fucking a girl on her period then fucking her in the ass with your bloody dick. Then she takes a dump on your chest, then you take a dump on hers and then you wrestle. Then you sleep together without taking a shower...chest to chest.

I gave my grandma a cleveland compost heap at her funeral.

by TheBird December 21, 2008

heaps

Predominantly South Australian slang term meaning 'very' or 'really'

As a result of this word being used in South Australia for decades, the term 'heaps good' has become a South Australian icon as seen in the 'Heaps Good' South Australian merchandise range.

1. (MAIN) Ohh that's heaps good
2. I'm heaps sorry I forgot your birthday

by SA Kid March 31, 2008

hefany

A large woman who is loose in the loins . Large like a cow . A heffer. Who will sleep with anyone . A heffer who does anyone . A fat slut . Probably a good chance of catching a STD from her .

My Bro banged that hefany right there & he caught crabs . Stay away from that slut !

by onesexyfarmboy September 16, 2016

Heapo

A man who regularly fails to close, ending up cuddling the girl until they fall asleep.

Did you shag last night?

No he pulled a heapo

by unthank December 15, 2010

Hexapus

A six-limbed octopus.

Henry the Hexapus at the Blackpool Sea Life Centre in England was found in a lobster pot.

by Nicholas Arnold August 6, 2008

Heaps Grouse

Australian term used to describe an excessive amount of something that's just totally fucking awesome.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are heaps grouse, mate!

by thetwigman May 1, 2011