Luke Haynes

Luke haynes is the hottest man alive. He owns many watches and is very experienced in the stock market. He is the like james bond but american and hotter

Anyone:I love Luke haynes!

by GOATLINE1515 October 11, 2022

randy haynes

an awesome guy that can do anything

that guy is just like randy haynes

by zeacron January 24, 2009

5 point harness

A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.

After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.

by swamp taco August 10, 2019

Haynes

To be someone who has slept with the entire boys' football team.

Person 1: "Dude look at Gabe, he's such a haynes!"

by Pej-e April 19, 2009

Haynes

Noun. A Haynes is a little boy who never grows

"Aww, it's a little Haynes if ever I saw one"

by IANDAG August 28, 2006

harness

A type of beard, similar to the chinstrap, except with the addition of an attaching moustache.

If Abe Lincoln added a moustache, he'd have a harness.

by McG September 12, 2005

safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.

Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.

by Master P '84 January 13, 2008