seth hayes

An Alcoholic who enjoys stabbing people and knows how to successfully dispose of a body.

Did you see Seth Hayes today. He had a beer in one hand and a body in the other...

by Funny Owl November 7, 2019

Nigel Hayes

Was the only African-American on the Wisconsin Badgers. Known for his press conferences. Helped Wisconsin get to the Final Four for two straight years.

Nigel Hayes is the G.O.A.T.

by Niegl June 15, 2015

Pype Hayes

not much better than Castle Vale, except Daniel Rice lives there, and everyone shops at Lidl

haha Daniel Rice shops at Lidl

by thats 4 me 2 kno January 21, 2005

henry hayes

the president on stargate sg-1

general hammond called his friend president hayes

by Max Hardcore November 30, 2004

alex hayes

The greatest man in the world. His dick is bigger than Jesus’ forearm. He will rupture your insides and he will most definitely make you walk weird for about a week. And above all that he’s sweet and kind.

Why aren’t you in work today?
Because gurlll I had Alex Hayes at mine last night

by Mypussyalwayswet May 31, 2018

Hayes school

Bunch of nittys and chavs who think they are roadman. Yr 11 are literal carrots with heads that are shaped like ball sacks. All of them are crackheads who think they are so hard but would suck there mum for a tenner.

Gonna bang up the Hayes school clowns.

by Likkle boi ronny September 6, 2019

Jordan Hayes

A guitarist in a band, Forever & Always, Drama Party, Here's to you, Best Thing Since You. Gorgeous smooth talented guy with amazing hair and a nice body. Born in California 1992 then moved to Florida to tour. Good in bed (we met on tour) ; very nice and fun good with his mouth. Indie Hipster fo sur

Jordan Hayes is an amazing guitarist from florida .

i saw jordan hayes play at neptunes in tampa.

by Amandaneptunes November 19, 2012