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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Stephen Hawking

The greatest scientist this world has ever known. Born January 8, 1942. He is especially famous for his book "A Brief History of Time," published in 1988, which became a bestseller. Hawking is a physicist especially known for his work on black holes.

He currently is the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge. This post was also held by Sir Isaac Newton.

Stephen Hawking's genius becomes even more amazing when seen beside his disability. Lou Gehrig's Disease has left him tetraplegic and only able to be mobile with a highly advanced wheelchair.

Hawking has a great sense of humor and even engages in bets and jokes with others, never letting his disability become a damper on his talent.
I hope someday I'll be a theoretical physicist like Stephen Hawking.

I think that Stephen Hawking deserves a Nobel Prize. Proof? Who needs proof?!
by An aspiring physicist April 26, 2006
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hawking

Selling something. trying to make quick cash by selling things you normally wouldn't sell.
Dave's such an idiot. He's hawking his tv for 40 bucks so he can get a sack cause hes broke as fuck
by jonlaa September 1, 2011
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HawkWind

to consume marijuana, through whatever means.
" i hope i get to hawkwind later."
by kinpa January 30, 2007
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Hawking Complex

When a disabled person of average intelligence believes they're a genius.
Olivia got wheeled out of class for acting like a genius, She has a huge fucking hawking complex.
by Offensively_communist January 10, 2015
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steve hawkings

A scientist in a wheel chair. He uses a machine to talk.
Guy 1: Man, I'm bored
Guy 2: Let's play Steve Hawking's Off-Road Wheelchair Fury.
by Shady July 7, 2004
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Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.
Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
by Purpledandy June 2, 2022
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