mad hatter

LSD reference from Alice in Wonderland.

"...back to back hits of that Mad Hatter magic."
"Spiders in the mattress, paisley sunglasses, dialated eyes green, Ice grill that could burn through your Picture-in-picture widescreen.
Poison late late show starring Aes Aesop Rock and his jigsaw face."

by bigshady September 3, 2006

top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 28, 2011

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

Hatter

A person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone's friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.

carebear: wheres' hatter? i need his help?

mike: oh well you can tell me ill help

Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust

by CareBear1310 October 28, 2010

brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

hattin'

To be sitting while wearing a hat in a location where your shadow is visible. Must be with 2 or more people. Singular usage: hat'

Lior: Hey Sam, wanna go hattin'?
Sam: Yea. (Sam grabs his hat)
(They both sit in the sun so they can see their hat shadows)
Lior: I love hattin'

by richsingles69k November 14, 2010

Hatters

Someone who speaks negative of you or dislike the things you have or do.

That group of people are talking bad about us. Don't worry about them they are HATTERS.

by M.O.H Money Over Hatters April 25, 2017