Northeast Harbor

A small resort town on mount desert island in maine, once held summer residents such as FDR, Edgar Allan Poe and thank goodness, not marthas stewart. (She's in the neighboring Seal Harbor). Everyone will wake up early for Breakfast at the colonels, followed by lunch at the swim club. Mixed doubles on tennis club road always draws a crowd and who doesn't enjoy sunset service. Afternoons are spent on the water sailing, and boating around the cranberry isles and somes sound. Known for it's Monday night dances at the golf club which every resident from the age of 8 to 18 is eligable to attend. The last song before the older kid's arrive, always has been and will be Rock Lobster. The town is comprised of the american elite, many of whom spend their winters in pennsylvania, NEH is nicknamed Philadelphia on the Rocks for this very reason. All clothing for the summer is purchased at the holmes store for men and women and romantic room for women and If your lucky, charged to your grandparents charge account which has been active since before your parents were born. Although the season only runs from July 1st to labor day weekend the town is home to some of the oldest and most respectable familes, for whom Northeast Harbor is the definition of summer.

Houses in Northeast Harbor which are along Somes sound are reffered to as 'cottages' however each and everyone is a monument to high society, for these 'cottages' are some of the most lavish mansions, especially considering they are lived in for two months out of a year, and for some only one.

by Rock Lobster November 9, 2005

Stone Harbor

A small rich place to stay at the beach in New Jersey. It is near cape may and nothing goes on there except for the Nuns' Beach Surf tournament (which is a kick ass surfing contest)and it is the home of the infamous Springer's ice cream which is the best on the face of the earth in my opinion.

Dude #1: Did you go to the beach this summer home dizzle?
Dude #2: yahh braaw i went to Stone Harbor and really got stoned haha get it? Stoned?

by Dude wheres my friggin car August 18, 2006

The Inner Harbor

This is an alcoholic drink only known to those whose hearts lie in the great state of Maryland.

Ingredients:
One National Bohemian Beer
Two Shots Rikaloff Vodka
A Dash of Old Bay

Mix These ingredients in a large glass and stir with a crab mallet.

Its the only drink that actually tastes better coming out of your mouth than coming in.

Marylander#1: Hey man, have your ever heard of the inner harbor?
Marylander#2: Yeah isnt that the harbor right in downtown B-More?
Marylander#1: Little known fact, the body of water was actually named after the alcoholic beverage.

by I speak for all Marylanders. December 24, 2008

Kamikaze Pearl Harbor

When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.

KAMIKAZE PEARL HARBORRRrrrrr!

by Jah Rastafari April 24, 2010

Cold Spring Harbor

kids that are extremely preppy and wealthy. many hot girls and guys. CSHHS is the high school to be. It's a public school, yet a private school

I wish I lived in Cold Spring Harbor

by anonymous December 19, 2004

Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.

I dipped in my pocket for my Benton Harbor bankroll

by bobojr November 2, 2011

Oak Harbor Ohio

Full of hicks who fight about who’s truck is bigger or who can chew more dip. most girls are hoes and go around boy to boy just to use them for their cattle. also most guys care more about their cigs rather than getting a diploma and stick to farming. yeee haw

Did you see all those damn tractors in oak harbor ohio?

by kaydaddy January 3, 2019