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having a bat

To engage in the act of masturbation. Can also be known as 'whacking it'
person 1: "ey why u watching that porno for"
person 2: " im thinking of having a bat.
by Markwick October 6, 2009
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Having a weekend

When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.

This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.
At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.
by JoeyGreger December 21, 2009
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blind hating

When someone is hating on you and you never ever see them, physically or mentally.

Someone hating without the other individual knowing what the hate is for.

Never formally met, but you hating on me.
1: I heard some boys on the east side blind hating.

2: I never meet him before but i can tell he is a blind hater.

3: James been a blind hater since i first met him and he hasn't changed yet.
by "J-A" @JaHighwayENT December 17, 2013
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Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.
My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma
by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017
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Christmas With The Kranks Hating

When you have an extreme feeling of hatred towards the hit movie "Christmas With The Kranks."
Johnny:"Hey! Wanna join the Christmas With The Kranks Hating club?"
Julius: "Yes! I hate that movie oh so much."
by Funguser November 18, 2021
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Are we having fun yet?

"Are we having fun yet?" is the most famous quote by bizarre, non-sequitur-spouting comic strip character Zippy the Pinhead.
It was coined in 1979 by cartoonist Bill Griffith as one of the typically strange comments by Zippy, and caught on with the general public.
Guy to co-worker at boring job: "Hey Gus, how's it going?"
The reply, accompanied by eye-rolling and sarcastic tone: "Are we having fun yet?"
by Deacon Pan Demonium January 17, 2008
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having dinner with gorillas

A useful, go-to mental technique useful to increase one’s tolerance of otherwise intolerable social events.
When I’m stuck with people who are exceedingly dull, I’ll pretend I’m having dinner with gorillas and suddenly I’m having the time of my life!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019
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