long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

hanen

Is one beautiful girl smart, clever, amazing you've got to love her a really good friend never lose a hanen. Never cries and hardly ever gets mad pretty funny always there one wonderful girl

Go and find your self a hanen now!!xx

by hanen December 18, 2013

left hander

The rather difficult task of masturbating with the left hand while using the right hand on a mouse to navigate porn on the Internet.
With practice you can become ambidextrous; however that in no way discriminates against ambidextrous men who are born that way.

When my mother goes to the supermarket I have a quick left hander.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

caught red-handed

To be caught in the act of committing a crime, with the evidence there for all to see.

honey came in and she caught red-handed
creeping with the girl next door

by metheteen August 30, 2010

Haareny

An awesome person, who can sometimes be insane, crazy, and weird. She's still a great person, but she sometimes steals peoples notebooks if they go to M.S. 172Q.

Jeff: Haareny's going crazy. Should we do something?

Bill: Nah, she's always like that.

by AD69 October 31, 2011