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Hannes

A masculine given name originating from Scandinavia, a Hannes is usually of aryna viking heritage and is therefore tall, naturally good looking and light of hair. Hannes is a very smart, funny and nice man with great looks. Everybody loves hanging around a Hannes. His dick is usually enormous in girth leading him to be a natural sex god and he always has the hottest woman locked down in a relationship.
Girl 1: Don't turn around, but the tallest sexiest Swedish guy is standing behind you..
Girl 2: *Turns around* Oh my god, his name has got to be Hannes!
by throwaway981 May 16, 2017
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scamming hann

When a housemate scams you off utilities, rent, and internet by completely overcharging every housemate by exactly $20 to fund a flight to Australia.
Accountant: oh your rent receipts don’t make sense, you’ll get audited. Looks like scamming hann got you.
by Brokeasshit April 16, 2020
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An hannes

A monster that lives in the dungeons of thomas more college in belgium.
Omg, did you hear about an hannes?
by Trufflebuter October 30, 2020
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Hanne

The most sexy, swag and coolest person that has ever lived on earth.
Hanne is so swag funny smart and sexy
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Hanne

If you know a Hanne, you will definitely have fun with them. They are really sweet and talented.
And tend to be good dancers. They are going for their goal and don't give up easily.
They are looking at the world very positive, life is like a circus for them.
Not only that, but they are also very intelligent and smart. They know a lot.

As girlfriend, hanne's are very loyal. They will do everything for their beloved partner but don't mess with them,
or you will suffer the consequences.

Once you find a Hanne never let her go.
Look at Hanne, she got some moves!
by circusgirlll you know who November 23, 2021
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Hanne

I wish I had the beauty and the brains, just like Hanne.
by Donderstaaf November 23, 2021
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Hanne

A beautiful and kind person, known for her bad humor and wonderful personality. Everybody needs a Hanne in their life!
Have you met Hanne? She's awesome!
by Trilletroll November 23, 2021
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