Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.

I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.

by NJporkroll January 9, 2017

Handycaping your vision

The meaning of, somone that annoyingly keeps missing the truth in front of them.

Come on bro! your seriously (handycaping your vision) right know!! Its pissing me off!

by Kevon Tilghman December 6, 2019

Handicapped

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

by Zain Ali May 21, 2008

Handicrapper

The handicap toilet in most buildings, restaurants, etc.

Because I like a lot of space when I poop I'll always use the handicrapper!

by Eddy 47 XLVII TYO February 27, 2009

handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

by PSAforhandicrappedpeople July 2, 2012

handicapper

Smart person that can figure out which horse will win a race.

That guy Dutch is a major handicapper. He makes dough like no one's business.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017