jamaican handbag

A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.

Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.

by Blam January 20, 2005

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Mexican Handbag

A condom that has been filled with drugs, tied off, and then shoved up a convict's rectum. Used to smuggle drugs into prison.

Carlos: "SHIT, MAN. I NEED SOME COCAINE!"
Pedro: "Calm the fuck down, I have a Mexican Handbag.

by FamousAnus89 September 16, 2010

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haddock's handbag

a woman in a high state of sexual excitement

Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"

by kwikki August 12, 2008

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National handbag

Old London slang referring to the dole.

Person 1: I hear Diane's got her hand in the national handbag
Person 2: She always did look a bit poor

by RozzyPoffle March 20, 2016

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Corporate Handbag

A partner to a business event, often referred to a professional male accompanying the VIP female.

"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"

" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."

by Harry Foodtech July 01, 2009

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