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A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.
by Blam January 19, 2005
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Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
by BLAM May 23, 2004
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