A "Jamaican Handbag" is when you place a pile of shit inside a passed out person's pants so that when they awake they believe they've shat themselves.
Let's give that freshman a Jamaican handbag.
by Blam January 20, 2005
A condom that has been filled with drugs, tied off, and then shoved up a convict's rectum. Used to smuggle drugs into prison.
by FamousAnus89 September 16, 2010
Person 1: I hear Diane's got her hand in the national handbag
Person 2: She always did look a bit poor
Person 2: She always did look a bit poor
by RozzyPoffle March 20, 2016
by kwikki August 12, 2008
"Hey man, didn't expect to see you here are the business awards. How did you get a ticket?"
" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."
" Didn't get an invite, Tonight I'm the corporate handbag."
by Harry Foodtech July 01, 2009
A method by which one carries Alpine skis at one's side similar to the way a hand bag is held by use of apposing ski pole straps to create a handle from which skis are hung. Appropriate coordinating texas handbag accessories include natural fur clothing, cowboy boots, wet denim, large hair, confused facial expressions.
by JakeStur March 21, 2011
by Hassan Lee June 08, 2016