publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.

E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.

by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009

Spread-eagle handstand

When you stand on your hands, and spread your legs open spread eagle, as to show the crotch.

At the pool, Marco did the spread-eagle handstand.

by Sunioncarrot11 December 13, 2013

dim hatstand

wank fodder for rex

after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''

by not mealifer October 27, 2003

Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012

hatstand

The natural habitat of a Gibbet, often associated with duckietape and fire!

I put that Gibbet on his hatstand, duckietaped his hands and feet and set fire to him!

by Skrink July 28, 2008

handstand talker

When one is talking out of ones ass.

When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.

Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.

Glenn Beck should have ripped arm muscles because he is such a good handstand talker.

by snoogns355 March 25, 2010

Hamsandwich Apparatus

THE COOLEST FREAKING BAND EVER! THEIR MUSIC TAKES ME TO MARS AND BACK I SWEAR. I"M IN LOOOOOVE WITH THE DRUMMER NICK JIZZNIZZLE. I SWEAR. CHECK THEM OUT. THEY ARE THE BESSSST. XOXOXOXOXOXOX

Hey what you listening to friend?

Response: only the coolest band ever, Hamsandwich apparatus

by littleasaingirlholdingsmalldog April 20, 2011