standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008

Kirk Hammett

1) One who has mastered pentatonic scales and can blow your mind with them.

2) Metallica's Lead Guitarist that has composed some pretty amazing solos to date. Things that make him happy include pentatonic scales and wah wah pedals. And don't forget his stuffed two headed sheep and his thrash metal!

Man... That Kirk Hammett is blowing my mind. I wish he would stop using those Em Pentatonic scales/

by Coolfist May 22, 2011

Hamed

Hamed is the definition of greatness. Fallen Leaf, one of the indians during the time of Sitting Bull prophesized that there will be a certain Hamed that will be the best in the world.

Person 1: omg did you see kobe bryant last night?
Person 2: yeah bro he was so sick!
Person 3: I would say he was definately Hamedding it up
Person 1: yeah dude, total Hamed

by asdfjklqwerty June 6, 2009

Hampton-Homeless

Referring to middle class New Yorkers

Jeffery: Check out my 8000 Square Foot Mansion in the Hamptons!!

Clarence: *sigh* All I own is my apartment...

(In this case, Clarence has demonstrated himself to be middle class, or Hampton-Homeless)

by Fook Yoo August 26, 2007

Hameer

a unit of time equivalent to 20 minutes

In 2 Hameers, the sun will set.

by Da Physicist June 16, 2013

hameraman

When the cameraman is a ham.

Bobo stole the show as the hameraman in my wedding video.

by HumaneAnimal November 29, 2017

hamatito

some fucking retard nigga that says dumb stuff and is just all around retarded. He also has a giant forehead and glasses

this dude is a hamatito

by yuhjayde September 27, 2019