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Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant
by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
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homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s
by David February 2, 2005
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borderline homosexual

Action that looks slightly homosexual in nature.

May also mean someone who acts somewhat homosexual without actually being gay.
That hug Jamal gave me looked borderline homosexual!

Fred is definitely borderline homosexual, I mean did you see him slap George?
by Dartwind September 27, 2014
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blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.
Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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harvsexual

being sexually attracted to the name Harvey or Harv
Damn I am really attracted to Harvey. I must be harvsexual!
by acrogratis May 3, 2022
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this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast
daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*
by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 12, 2018
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homosexual

A absoultely normal person who happens to love people that are of the same sex. Often riddiculed for their love and called crule terms (fag, dyke, queer, which are offencive unless the person who's saying it is gay)
While many people think it's wrong, my love for Katie is just like any other dispite the fact that we are both females.
by Rei March 18, 2004
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