Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.

"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."

by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

Evan Halpenny

Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.

person: “is it a bird”?

“is it a plane”?
Me: “No bitch it’s Evan Halpenny”

by mr.appleman April 10, 2021

Jim Halpert

A character from the NBC show The Office. Portrayed by John Krasinski. Based off Tim Canterbury from the original British BBC show. Hottest fictional character ever.

Jim Halpert is an intelligent but rather unmotivated character who loves playing pranks on his coworker and deskmate, Dwight Schrute.

Person 1: Who's your favorite office character?
Person 2: Definitely Jim Halpert! He's hilarious!

by Sharpie Rainbow May 14, 2008

Halphegation Master

A.K.A ( H.M ) a term used to describe a person whose ability to consume large amounts of food is infinite

Halphegation Master : " Let's Helpheg this table "

by Anonymous H.M June 11, 2007

halpy

Cunt. Derived from a Golf Pro on coastal NSW

"He did the dirty with his best mate's wife/girlfriend"
"What a Halpy!"

by NigelG November 8, 2008

James Duncan Halpert

The best character on office and a part of the best couple to ever exist pb and j!
Also the biggest part of my life that brings me so much joy and happiness and laughter and just peace that I can never ever be thankful enough for this wonderful and amazing person and all the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious things they do.

James Duncan Halpert is that cute boy with the messy hair.

by Chotti June 11, 2021

Jim Halpert

Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (née Beesly).

On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.

by crazylazymonkey June 8, 2010