islamic Haircut

Humorous euphemism used to explain the (how shall we say this nicely...) ritualistic non-surgical dislocation of the head from the torso. It's becoming a useful term when attempting to relate to the antics of certain deranged individuals in the mideast who are mired in 9th century mentality.

(person 1)"Did you hear about those hostages in Iraq? Can you believe they..."

(person 2 interrupts) "..yeah I heard... they got the islamic Haircut."

(person 1 shaking head in disbelief)"I thought that was the great peaceful religion...."

by Frank Klaune July 8, 2006

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2004 Haircut

A simple term used to describe when someone gets a bad haircut, probably from Supercuts or their own mom. The person sporting the haircut also probably accidentally uses lube as hair gel.

Joey: "Omg, what happened to Ryan's hair?"

Christian: "He totally got a 2004 haircut!"

by Phantom Joss July 10, 2017

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Haircut Fallout

The large amount of comments, attention, and shock by people about your hair right after it's cut.

"That haircut fallout will be soooo long with your new style."

by technocactus May 26, 2009

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Moe Haircut

When a person has a bowl haircut like moe from the 3 stooges.

I'd like to punch that guy in the face and watch his moe haircut shake around.

by holymolyhorsie February 25, 2011

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Ethan's Haircut

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.

You know what else looks like your moms ass? Ethan's Haircut.

by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

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