haire

a hairy ass bitch

damn she must be a haire wtf bro

by Dan123465 June 22, 2017

HAIR

not the normal definition of hair, rather pronounced with a certain crescendo. used to substitute everyday words such as where, or here.

also can be used to express excitement or to help point out irony in an otherwise non ironic situation.

finally, can be used to take a serious comment and make it random yet funny by substituting the serious part with the word hair.

WHAIR ARE YOU GUYS?
DUDE SHE SUCKED MY WANG, HAIIIIIIIIR.
me:Oh my god, that woman died of
jeff: HAAAAAAAAIIIIIRR.
me: no, aids.

by vishal singh February 5, 2008

Hairs

The itchy, annoying, pokey hairs that stick around after shaving the gentalia of a female and male. These hairs are loose and are known to cause discomfort. A cure for this is to take a shower and shake out your clothes or wear new ones.

Fuckin' shitty hairs

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by Malware. January 14, 2019

the hair

A term to describe the current fad in hairstyle.

Dang, she's got The Hair going on today

by lquidsnak September 30, 2007

haired

To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.

Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!

by Puffy January 16, 2004

hair

infected but hair

elephants buthair

by Gretchen lover October 15, 2003

Haired

Haired: Another way to describe hair.

I am a straighted haired girl

by Deathlyhaired November 19, 2011