haire

damn she must be a haire wtf bro
by Dan123465 June 22, 2017
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HAIR

not the normal definition of hair, rather pronounced with a certain crescendo. used to substitute everyday words such as where, or here.

also can be used to express excitement or to help point out irony in an otherwise non ironic situation.

finally, can be used to take a serious comment and make it random yet funny by substituting the serious part with the word hair.
WHAIR ARE YOU GUYS?
DUDE SHE SUCKED MY WANG, HAIIIIIIIIR.
me:Oh my god, that woman died of
jeff: HAAAAAAAAIIIIIRR.
me: no, aids.
by vishal singh February 06, 2008
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Hairs

The itchy, annoying, pokey hairs that stick around after shaving the gentalia of a female and male. These hairs are loose and are known to cause discomfort. A cure for this is to take a shower and shake out your clothes or wear new ones.
Fuckin' shitty hairs

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by Malware. January 15, 2019
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the hair

A term to describe the current fad in hairstyle.
Dang, she's got The Hair going on today
by lquidsnak September 15, 2007
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haired

To get caught or reprimanded, typically while participating in an illegal or unscrupulous activity. Term is thought to originally refer to the consequences resulting from failing a drug test based on a hair follicle sample.
Dude the cops found my stash! I'm fuckin' haired!
by Puffy January 17, 2004
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hair

infected but hair
elephants buthair
by Gretchen lover October 15, 2003
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Haired

Haired: Another way to describe hair.
I am a straighted haired girl
by Deathlyhaired June 04, 2011
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