fucking retard whos hits the worst trickshots ive ever seen. Not only is he weird but he loves smelling farts and kissing guys
“Is that haiku?” “Who the weird kid sticking his nose up my ass?” Yeah it is him!
by grog flod September 9, 2021
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When a nude is sent
I once got a haiku.
by Yeetmaster December 10, 2018
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a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"
I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku
by laroxo December 1, 2010
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Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?
by Harmonica homie March 9, 2021
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A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.

A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as

"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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The earth that the goddess loathed,

And which she protected way back,

Eventually outlasts her lifespans.

~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
The Khatlan Haiku is just a mere poem.
by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 2, 2022
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A haiku (japanese poem) about cats or related to cats.

The Instagram account @campingwithcats often use #cathaiku. This exemple is from there account.
Here is my cat haiku:

My heart: cold as ice.
My demeanor: v stoic.
My fur: soft af.
by SensduStyle May 25, 2017
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