Tag-Haggery

Tagging someone's blog with lame tags cause you are too chicken to make a comment on their blog.

There sure is a lot of tag-haggery going on here.

by TequillaRules February 24, 2009

isaac hargett

Gay as fuck with very few friends who he might or might not be gay with.

Making gay jokes when he is secretly gay himself, that sounds like Isaac Hargett

by ptubermaker November 29, 2017

haggit

A term used instead of "faggit" to describe ones sexual preference, in the presence of "faggits" in order to disguise that whats really being said is the word "faggit"

John was at gay day repeatedly yelling "haggit" at the guys.

by bennyblunts September 20, 2006

Haget

someone that you do not like.

Those dudes are a bunch of hagets.

by steev0jackson July 20, 2010

Haggerty

A person who destroys anything they touch.
Usually will urinate on furniture after passing out drunk.
Always eats others food and or leaves it out.
Blocks any opportunity for a person to meet or hook up with the opposite sex.
Known also as loud yelling in a small space.

Guy 1: What happened? You had that chick till that guy came over.
Guy 2: He pulled the biggest Haggerty, I had nothing left.

Scenero 2
Guy 1: OMG is that piss on the couch?
Guy 2: Total Haggerty move. And is that your leftovers on the floor.

by meatstick1 September 3, 2007

Haggert

Distraught in appearance; unnecessary; equivalent to the shampoo "pert plus". Increases the volume and the intensity of the term Haggard.

Sick nasty, that is absoluely Haggert!

I could never wear that dress, it is simply haggert!

by Lindsey Kolbrek February 7, 2006

hagetha

Stupid bitch that you always see in Walmart buying baby clothes for her dead rock with eczema. Usually wearing tube tops exposing her rolls of fat, knee length plaid shorts that she found while she "accidentally" wandered into the men's section, occasionally found sniffing park benches. In her spare time, she licks slugs, steals dirt, and listens to forks scratching plates. She lives in a cardboard box next to the permantly closed subway due to toxic chemicals. She likes to store moldy cheese, ginger hair, snail eye balls, and armpit hair that she pulled from her fellow hobo's armpit in her bra. She has $900 quadrillion dollars she uses to burn so she can stay warm or to buy drugs. Last seen in Donald Trump's bathtub filled with soup. Finds men from 80-199 years old attractive that have bowl cuts. The end! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friend: I saw this strange creature in my house last night trying to eat a chair!

Me: ohhhh, that was probably Hagetha. She did that to me last week expcept she tried eating my ear.
Friend: ok then......................

by Hagetha March 11, 2018