hufflepuff

The underestinated house in Harry Potter books, filled with loyal, patient, hard workers who also know how to have fun and act utterly crazy. Even if they're not as sexy as those in Gryffindor.

Hufflepuff has the best furniture of all the houses!

by Azi June 25, 2004

Hufflepuff

Unbeknownst to many, the sexual dynamos of the wizarding world.

Dude, my girlfriend just said I was good enough to be a Hufflepuff.

by Grimm568 May 14, 2011

haffie

A specific friendship group of girls who are half asian and half european. Proud of their mixed heritage, they tend to use the term affectionately towards each other.

"Hey haffie!"
"There's no love like haffie love!"

by sunshinetrash March 21, 2009

hafflehoff

The Hoff's name said by a person with a lisp

David Hafflehoff - Don't Haffle the Hoff

by Dave is a gimp October 14, 2006

Haffenwrecker

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.

All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!

by Nick Po. August 25, 2008

Hufflepuffer

Members of the Hufflepuff house in Hogwarts that smoke weed, cigarettes and other substances

Wow! Pomona Sprout is a total Hufflepuffer! I saw her smoking tons of weed

by Piggie_ August 23, 2017

Hufflepuff

The house that is commonly know as “the house that everyone else goes to”. I don’t think so, though. Hufflepuffs are loyal, hardworking, and just. The most underestimated, but best house!

Someone is getting bullied.

Slyhtherin: Oh well, to bad for them.
Ravenclaw: (doesn’t notice cuz they’re reading a book)
Gryffindor: Aww, I feel so bad for them. Maybe I should go help...
Hufflepuff: ARE YOU OK????? THAT’S SO MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU BULLY SOMEONE?

by I’m a Hufflepuff June 22, 2018