Honest Reviewing

Not being blinded by nostalgia of le wrong generation or the popularity of the current media. Being fair to all music/movies/TV programs. You probably get a lot of shit for your opinion, but that's why it's called honest.

You know, for as much shit as One Direction got, we're not going to act like The Beatles' early music followed the same stuff. Of course, The Beatles evolved, but so did 1D. Just because 1D only existed to get girls wet, the early Beatles material did just the same thing. It's just honest reviewing.

DIRECTIONER: You want me to compare beautiful art to that gay-ass shit?
LE WRONG GENERATION: But The Beatles are the best! One Direction are gay-ass shit!

You're not getting the point.

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 26, 2017

honest abe day

honest abe day is on april 2nd. you must not tell any lies and be honest all day to make up for the lies and pranks of april fools day.

Happy Honest Abe Day! I will not tell any lies today!!

by anonymous April 2, 2022

honest abe day

Honest Abe Day is April 2nd, the day after April Fools Day, wherein you be as truthful and honest as possible to make up for any pranks or lies you participated in on April 1st.

Remember to be honest on Honest Abe Day, or abe will get you in the middle of the night.

by batergacken April 4, 2022

Honest Politicians

A species of mythical creatures.

Right, and you believe that Honest Politicians exist. How am I supposed to take you seriously?

by fuzzy_bit June 23, 2022

Honest Abe

When your having anal with a girl and you have to ejaculate so you follow the step:
1) spit on her back
2) then she turns around
3) you ejaculate in her eye

Johnny-Yo did u tap that?
Tim-Yea I did the Honest Abe on her
Johnny- Oh yea

by The boss tycoon March 18, 2010

honest work

Work that provides a living. Working 40 hours a week in an honest job pays for the following: Food, a path to pay for a house, hygiene and necessities, vehicular transportation, money to cover that insurance, health insurance and Dental are the basic standards of honest work. Dedicating your body to another's profit should never be rewarded with struggling. If your job doesn't cover the sentence you are an expendable slave. Nothing more, nothing less.

"If America was so fucking star spangled awesome then why can't they take care of their people?" Johnny asked his Dad

"Well Johnny, America is the biggest bully on the playground. The biggest bully bows to nobody, and lies to himself about his problems. Bullies like exercising their power so how do they keep it? They starve their young population into believing the only honest work left is to be a soldier by taking away all of the honest work."

"But Dad how do you beat the bully? There has to be a way for people to have honest work without being a soldier."

"You don't son. The bully has to come to terms with himself and admit his problems, or you team up with everyone else on the playground to take him down. The fun part about that is beating up the bully IS HONEST WORK!"

by Honest Jack August 2, 2016

Honest Pepsi

A Pessi slander account on Twitter Dot Com. He makes comps about Pessi and Pencho and supports the biggest club in the Eredivisie PSV. He is bigger than Honest Messi in my honest eyes. He's the GOAT of FT also in my honest eyes. He also owns BTShite sadly.

Guy 1: Yo mate did you see that new Honest Pepsi comp?

Guy 2: Ye boss, I saw the vid, that sh1t banged innit

by Honest FT Fan August 9, 2021