Hole Punch

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.

While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.

by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

hole pic

A hole pic is a selfie of your asshole. Frequently used on gay and bisexual hook-up sites.

OH MY GOD! Selfies and dick pics are so yesterday. Who does those anymore?

Come on Brenda, get on your knees and help me take a hole pic.

by MobyR September 18, 2014

Hole Librarian

A term for an Omni-sexual who knows their way around the body.

Emmett says that he's a hole librarian but we all know he's just gay.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

hole up

To go MIA, hibernate or go into hiding, sometimes with a loved one. The person often doesn't respond to texts or calls during this time. They might be depressed, need a break from the world, or are just busy having tons of sex with thier significant other.

Suz: What are you doing this weekend?
RC: My boyfriend and I are going to hole up and shut out the world until Monday.

by wildcatavm March 30, 2008

Hole Mate

The name given to a "friend with benefits" or "fuck buddy" by some members of the gay community.

"Oh, are you going out with Jason now?"
"Hahaha, no. He's just my hole mate"

by Demmi February 1, 2008

hole-in-two

The act of cumming any two of the following: a woman's ass, pussy, or her mouth all in one orgasm (or a man's ass AND mouth). It takes both good control and, with the ass or pussy to mouth, a longer orgasm with a large load.

Patrick fucked her ass hard until he started to cum. Then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-cum while he quickly slipped his cock from her ass to her pussy and completed the hole-in-two.

by Kate Charlton February 9, 2008

Hole Poker

Either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.

Rey: Hey bro i just got off the phone with Nikki and she's prego.. WTF am i gonna do?

JHill: well stupid ass did you use protection?

Rey: yes every time!

JHill: Did you bring the condoms or did she?

Rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?

JHill: You always ALWAYS bring your own... She's a hole poker!

by Nessy810 September 3, 2009