orginates from pre- zambonie days where after a game, the losing team would have to "hose" down the ice, hence the term 'hoser"
by thaddeus/the don November 16, 2007
Get the hoser mug.1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.
2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.
2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.
eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"
eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."
eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."
by halpwr August 11, 2010
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Canadian term for a loser in hockey...came from when the losing team has to hose the ice after a game.
You frickin hoser, eh.
by Murphy Nick January 3, 2008
Get the hoser mug.A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.
Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.
Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
by Simon Bensen: Philanthropist April 1, 2010
Get the Hoeseidon mug.the coolest pot smoking dr ever
the name given to a doctor that smokes pot
a doctor that gives you a medicinal medical marijuana card
the name given to a doctor that smokes pot
a doctor that gives you a medicinal medical marijuana card
by donky turdz December 5, 2009
Get the doobie houser mug.1. Character portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris “Doogie Howser M.D.” from 1989 – 1993.
2. Someone who resembles this same character who is a total nerd.
2. Someone who resembles this same character who is a total nerd.
Jerry: "Look at the way Fredrick parked his whip!"
James: "Who?"
Jerry: "You know, Doogie Howser!"
James: "Oh, Doogie, what an Ass Muncher!"
Jerry: "Yea he's a total Root Hugger!"
James: "Who?"
Jerry: "You know, Doogie Howser!"
James: "Oh, Doogie, what an Ass Muncher!"
Jerry: "Yea he's a total Root Hugger!"
by Lick D. Nutz November 11, 2006
Get the Doogie Howser mug.1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.
2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!
by cplnah August 23, 2011
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