Hobbly Knob Goblin

The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:

1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep

Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.

Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.

by G. Dickel August 8, 2012

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habbo raid

The coordinated practice of exploiting "Habbo Hotel's" game parameters by blocking access to key areas and mobbing/flooding popular hangouts (i.e., the pool) with the goal of disabling Habbo Hotel.

Often done in the spirit of fighting racism and HIV/AIDS, a good Habbo Raid can dismantle the hotel for several hours. Veteran Habbo Raiders often refer to July 12, 2006 as the greatest Habbo Raid ever, with participants from popular websites across the internet including YTMND, 4Chan, and EBaum's world. Many view it as the D-Day of Habbo Raids. Others claim the incursions on September 11th, 2006 as the greatest raid.

"Habbo Raid? Bobba yeah! Pool's closed due to AIDS."

by jodimest September 26, 2006

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The Hobbit

Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.

The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece

by BTTRPR November 27, 2011

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hobby lobby

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.

I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.

by rem-death June 30, 2014

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The Hobby

The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****

Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:

SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!

by horneyboy August 9, 2009

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